tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11579329.post114671757287568297..comments2023-10-26T03:43:19.441-05:00Comments on I am who I am: My last day of freedomKellyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03303879412491768699noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11579329.post-1146852489706695332006-05-05T13:08:00.000-05:002006-05-05T13:08:00.000-05:00Firehose?? Dude, he's 10 weeks old. And you're dr...Firehose?? Dude, he's 10 weeks old. And you're dreaming. And as for morning lovin', the only thing that goes in me first thing in the morning is my bagel.<BR/><BR/>But I do appreciate your willingness to show me the darker side of humanity, that of the red-blooded sloppy, horny, flithy manbeast.Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03303879412491768699noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11579329.post-1146762157488331102006-05-04T12:02:00.000-05:002006-05-04T12:02:00.000-05:00While I wish you the best of luck, I have to tell ...While I wish you the best of luck, I have to tell you that it's not always easy living with a male.<BR/><BR/>First off, we don't care if we miss the toilet. I mean, that pond of water is easy to miss when you're grappling the firehose and trying to tame it.<BR/><BR/>Secondly, doing the dishes is not a nightly event. It takes place sporadically during the month, usually when fruit flies begin to gather or when your family is coming over.<BR/><BR/>Expect morning-lovin'. I mean we're there, you're there, why the hell not? In Gatsby's case I suggest you make sure your calf is well concealed under the covers when dawn breaks.<BR/><BR/>Men are filthy creatures. Do not expect to dig through our laundry and come away with renewed feelings of love. This is doubly true for the small percentage of women currently living with men who don whitey-tighties. We also scratch, belch, and fart (and lick in Gatsby's case) without regard for your company. Your looks of disgust will baffle us as we cannot understand why women don't have these same urges.<BR/><BR/>I wish you two the best of luck, but I hope you go into this relationship with your eyes open.mrwignallhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10908032344563889308noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11579329.post-1146739651716486982006-05-04T05:47:00.000-05:002006-05-04T05:47:00.000-05:00Gatsby!!!!!!!Gatsby!!!!!!!Myfanwy Collinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14662965324321348524noreply@blogger.com