A meme for the Supergenius

At request of Jodi, I'm completing a new meme. I don't know really what an meme is, except that it breaks the rule of a/an because it sounds like a vowel but isn't. Anyway, here it is.....

Three names I go by:
1. Kelly
2. Flanny
3. Dude

Three screen names I have had:
1. Dietcokegurl
2. Xfilesgurl
3. Kelvin069

Three physical things I like about myself:
1. My breasts
2. My feet
3. My smile

Three physical things I don't like about myself:
1. My hair
2. My teeth
3. My exceptionally short torso

Three parts of my heritage:
1. Irish
2. English
3. German

Three things that scare me:
1. Guns
2. Spiders
3. Death

Three of my everyday essentials:
1. Diet coke
2. My laptop
3. Laughing my ass off about something

Three of my favorite musical artists:
1. Clay Aiken (and I do NOT apologize)
2. Sting
3. Carbon Leaf

Three of my favorite songs:
1. Breathe (2am) by Anna Nalick
2. Raspberry Beret by Prince
3. When I’m Alone by Carbon Leaf

Three things I want in a relationship:
1. The relationship
2. Faithfulness
3. The freedom to be a weirdo

Three lies and truths in no particular order: (you figure out which ones are lies and which ones are the truth)
1. I’m 30 years old
2. I haven’t had sex in 22 months
3. I bummed a smoke from Charles D’Ambrosio
4. I have a collection of Xfiles trading cards to rival that of any teenage boy’s baseball card collection.
5. I was accepted into UW Seattle’s MFA program
6. I’m shy around people I don’t know

Three physical things about the opposite sex that appeals to me:
1. The thing that makes him the opposite sex
2. The muscle line that runs from the top of the hip down to the thigh…definition.
3. Eyes

Three of my favorite hobbies:
1. Playing Fate
2. Scrapbooking
3. Writing

Three things I want to do really badly now:
1. Sleep
2. Read a story
3. Quit my job and move to Belize

Three careers I'm considering/I've considered:
1. Considered: waiting tables
2. Considering: college professor
3. Considering/desperately want: professional writer

Three places I want to go on vacation:
1. Belize
2. Italy
3. Ireland

Three kid's names I like:
1. Murphy
2. Gillian
3. Abigail

Three things I want to do before I die:
1. Publish a short story
2. Get married
3. Give birth

Three ways that I am stereotypically like a boy:
1. I love football
2. I drink a lot of beer
3. I drink a lot of beer while watching football

Three ways that I am stereotypically a girl:
1. I love to wear pretty, formal dresses
2. I’m ultra sensitive
3. I’m moody

Three celeb crushes:
1. Johnny Depp
2. Johnny Depp
3. Johnny Depp

Three people that I would like to see post this meme:
1. Jessie
2. Patricia
3. Kim