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Monday, May 08, 2006

On learning the English language

I've not said "no" so much in my life as I did about 20 minutes ago. Gatsby discovered that he really dug this area between my chair and my couch, an area which houses my magazine rack and about six cords to various electronic apparati (computer, lamps, etc.). He decided that chewing on power cords was a good use of his time.

I "no"-ed him and yanked him out by his collar (gently, obviously) and said no, no, no, over and over again. If he opened his mouth, I said no. If he moved toward a cord, I said no. Eventually we got to the place where he had his nose one inch from a cord and would lean in towards it, watching me, and when I said no he'd pull away. Then he'd move back in. I'd say no. I believe this is known as "testing."

We both passed. Gatsby stopped and laid down next to the magazine rack without chewing on anything and gazed up at me with hurt eyes. I told him he was a good dog in my "yay" tone of voice, and he eventually crawled out and sat in my lap and licked my nose.

He's now passed out on the ottoman, exhausted, and I'm not far behind.

3 comments:

Myfanwy Collins said...

Hey Kelly, another great device to use is a spray bottle filled with water. If he stops listening to your no's give him a spritz with water and say no at the same time. This works wonders (especially if your dog hates water as mine does). Also, if he won't "leave it" or "drop it" (this is really goofy but works) you can make a loud squawking noise (I'm serious!) in his face and he will.

Kelly said...

He'll drop it, alright...difficult to hold onto things in one's teeth while laughing one's ass off at the owner's squawking!! :)
Thanks for the ideas, Myf!! I'll definitely try them out!

kim said...

Also, kelly, You may want to block of that area for the time being...he might start chewing when you're not there or busy in another room...too scary if he does..so just temporarily block it off so he can't get near them!!!