Sunday, February 04, 2007

Are you KIDDING me??

Stomach surgeries on children??

Here's an idea: stop making phy ed classes elective. Yeah, yeah, I suffered humiliating experience after humiliating experience in gym class, just like everyone else. Whatever.
While we're at it, how about putting gym classes back in the gym?

Another idea: give your kid a bike instead of an xbox.

Idea number 3: sit down as a family for dinner so your kid gets at least one balanced meal a day. I know, it takes a lot of effort, but there are families out there that manage to do it.

Or, I guess you can just go ahead and have your ten year old's stomach stapled. Whatever is easiest.

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