So, I went to my senior prom with the captain of the football team.
I just found this out tonight. From my mother.
She said, "Why do you think it was such a big deal? Why did you think that you got a standing ovation during grand march?"
I said, "I got a standing ovation during grand march?"
She said, "You didn't. Your date, the captain of the football team, did."
I said, "I went through high school in a total fog, didn't I?"
She said, "Yep. College too. But you're coming out of it now."
*I* went to my SENIOR PROM with the CAPTAIN of the FOOTBALL TEAM. Dude, was I popular? I went with him because we worked at Hardee's together. I had no idea he played football. Or maybe I did. Who knows? But doesn't that make me honorary Prom Queen or something? It dang well should.
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