1. Delighted that Lea Michelle decided to wear clothes. Apparently there weren't any magazine spreads nearby for her to sprawl naked on and then be all "What'd I do? What? Oh...I'm sorry....I had no idea I'm a mentor to young, impressionable girls...I won't do it again. Wait, Cosmo called? Sweet!"
2. Christina Aguilera. Really? Yeah, the words to the National Anthem are really more of a suggestion anyway.
3. See that number? That's the number of TOUCHDOWNS my boys currently have. See that same number? That's the number of POINTS those silly Steelers have.