Tomorrow is my last day of total irresponsiblity and reckless behavior. It is the last day I will be able to stay out all night on a whim, lay on my couch and eat doritos out of a bag sitting on my chest, and throw my underwear on the floor when I know I'm not expecting company. It is the last day I will do these things because Friday is the day that Gatsby is coming to stay.
You've seen the pictures and read the reports, and finally the day has come for my little darling to arrive. I'm leaving at 1:30 on Friday afternoon to go get him, and then it's all Gatsby and Me. I plan to be completely obnixous and post tons of pictures and continually tell stories that are only cute to me in copious detail. I plan on giving the marrieds-with-children a run for their money.
So prepare, dear ones, prepare, the day draws nigh!!