Through careful planning and not a small bit of luck, this is my teaching day today and tomorrow:
Hours 1-2: Ordinary People, starring Donald Sutherland and Mary Tyler Moore (and Timothy Hutton, what a darling.)
Hours 3-4: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Go Donatello.
Hour 5: Simon Birch
Hours 6-7: Macbeth
And, by the way, if you see me laying somewhere in the fetal position rocking back and forth and crying softly, it means that I did finally grade one paper too many. Just don't kick me on your way by. Donations of diet coke and captain morgan are appreciated.